Group scene video prompts

你咋一天这么多事，要打就打
prompt：

电影级写实质感，纯古风中国仙侠美学。

把真正庄严的高手挑战，与 “提前包装江湖名声” 的元喜剧进行碰撞。
吸收：
默片式反应节奏

英式一本正经逻辑
港式喜剧快速铺垫与回收
经典“三拍递进”结构
采用：

Arri Alexa 电影机质感

稳定清晰的面部微细节
细腻胶片颗粒
自然体积光
核心喜剧主线

整段只保留一条第一遍就能立即看懂的喜剧主线：

一个极其自信的敌方剑客，为了证明自己即将获得一场传奇胜利，专门带来一名江湖记事先生“客观记录”；结果真正的决斗还没开始，图一图二两名女子就发现——敌人连最后怎么写都已经提前花钱定好了。

角色功能原则

记事先生始终只承担一本正经的辅助角色

年长师父只负责最后一次补刀
参考与环境
将 @图片 1 和 @图片 2 严格作为人物身份锚点。

本轮新上传的所有背景与地点参考图，共同决定同一套环境 DNA。
正式构图前，无声整合能够互相兼容的：

真实地形

建筑语言

材质年代
植被

水体
天气
山雾
主光方向
反光关系
空气纵深
人物真实可行走路线
再重新规划成本轮独有、完整统一的新空间。
背景原则
背景中的以下元素始终持续自然鲜活，但在叙事上绝对中立：
自然风

水体

植被
云层

远处普通弟子
空间环境声
角色设定
角色 ID A｜剑仙师姐
始终是同一个 @图片 1 剑仙师姐：
25–30 岁东亚女性

身材高挑纤细

椭圆脸

深色杏眼
黑色长发半挽，以白玉簪固定

始终穿同一套白色刺绣真丝汉服
银色腰封
玉佩
白色布靴
持唯一一柄银色长剑
角色 ID B｜小师妹
始终是同一个 @图片 2 小师妹：
20–25 岁东亚女性
身形娇小
圆润灵动的脸

黑发编辫
始终穿同一套青绿色亚麻汉服

深色腰带
木簪
黑色布鞋
持唯一一柄深色钢剑
其他角色
敌方剑客
气势十足
极其自信
非常在意自己的江湖名声

江湖记事先生

唯一一名中年记事先生
手中只有毛笔和一卷没有任何可读文字的素色纸卷
始终一本正经、职业化、认真执行自己的“记录工作”
年长师父

始终沉稳
只在最后完成一次一本正经的补刀
分段结构
0–5s｜全景或远景

一名气势十足的敌方剑客进入根据本轮参考图自然形成的开放区域，身旁跟着唯一一名中年江湖记事先生。
记事先生手中只有毛笔和一卷没有任何可读文字的素色纸卷。
敌人拔剑，非常郑重地宣布：

“今日请先生作证，免得有人输了不认。”

同一个小师妹看了一眼旁边的记事先生，平静评价：

“还挺正式。”

同一个白衣剑仙从头到尾保持冷静。

5–10s｜中景或牛仔景

保持：

同样人物

同样服装

同样长剑

同一个记事先生

同一卷纸

完全一致的地理空间

真正决斗还没有开始，记事先生突然非常职业化地稍微靠近敌人，小声确认：

“公子，还是按‘十招大胜’记？”
全场绝对安静半拍。
敌人的身体当场僵住，立刻压低声音恼火反问：
“不是说打完再写吗？”
记事先生一本正经回答：
“定金付的是这个结局。”

同一个小师妹非常缓慢地把眼神从记事先生移到敌人脸上，难以置信地问：

“结局都买好了？”

同一个剑仙师姐什么都没说，只极轻微地抬起一侧眉毛，第一次产生真正兴趣。

整个背景从头到尾持续自然运行，却完全不参与笑点。

10–15s｜特写或极近特写

同一个白衣剑仙非常认真地问记事先生：

“若他输了呢？”

同一个记事先生几乎零停顿回答：

“补银子，可改成‘虽败犹荣’。”

敌人瞬间恼羞成怒：

“我不会输！”

镜头焦点转移到两人数步后方自然存在的同一个年长师父。

师父从头到尾保持绝对一本正经，只淡淡说道：

“那先替他记一句：未开打，先改稿。”

同一个记事先生非常职业化地点一下头，立即抬起毛笔准备继续记录。

敌人这一次真正慌了，马上喊道：

“这句别记！”

记事先生停顿半拍，看着他认真评价：

“这句也挺好。”

极近特写：

同一个小师妹迅速转开脸，肩膀出现极轻微颤动，拼命忍住笑

同一个剑仙师姐则依旧保持真正高手的庄重表情，非常礼貌地向敌人做出一个继续比武的手势：

“现在能打了吗？”

敌人先看看记事先生，再看看自己手中的剑，最后又看看后方师父，突然意识到现在真正岌岌可危的已经不是自己的身体，而是自己苦心经营的江湖名声。

在他回答之前精准切黑。

喜剧节奏原则

整段必须符合清楚的“三拍递进”：

第一拍

敌人郑重带着记事先生上场，像要见证一场传奇胜利。
第二拍

记事先生职业化暴露：胜负文案已经提前付费定好。

第三拍

师父一本正经补刀，记事先生准备如实记下，敌人终于发现真正危险的是自己的名声。

表演原则

敌方剑客

不是丑角表演

不是故意滑稽
必须认真维护自己的排场和体面

喜剧感只能来自他越想保住名声，越暴露自己提前包装结果
记事先生

必须极端职业化
一本正经

逻辑清楚

完全不觉得自己荒唐

他的喜剧感来自“过度认真”
剑仙师姐
全程冷静
不嘲讽
不抢台词

后半段才因为事情的荒谬性，第一次表现出真正兴趣
小师妹
反应要自然
不夸张大笑
重点是“忍笑”
年长师父

必须绝对平静
那句“未开打，先改稿”要像陈述事实，而不是故意抖包袱
硬性要求
严格总时长 15 秒
16:9 横屏

三个连续清晰镜头
原生同步普通话对白
精准口型
明确的喜剧停顿

针对 Seedance 2.0 Mini 强化多参考人物身份连续性
人物面部全程稳定
发型全程稳定

服装全程稳定

长剑全程稳定

记事先生道具全程稳定
配角位置全程稳定
地理空间全程稳定
人物走位简单清楚
真丝衣料和头发物理效果真实
前景、中景、远景保持自然视差与真实空间环境声
不生成字幕
Negative
blurry, bad quality, low quality, low resolution, noisy, jpeg artifacts, watermark, text, error; deformed, mutated, bad anatomy, poorly drawn hands, bad composition, out of frame, disfigured; inconsistent character, changing clothes, face morphing, background shift, glitching cuts, disappearing props

Create a cinematic, highly detailed video showing a group of tiny construction workers building a massive modern amusement park from the ground up. The miniature workers wear construction helmets, reflective safety vests and work clothes while operating cranes, drills, scaffolding and construction equipment.

Show the amusement park being built progressively: foundations first, then enormous roller-coaster supports and tracks, followed by a giant Ferris wheel, colorful rides, carousels, themed buildings, entrance gates, food stalls and attractions.

Emphasize the dramatic contrast between the tiny workers and the gigantic structures they are constructing. Show cranes lifting massive pieces into position while the workers guide and assemble them.

End with the completed amusement park illuminated at night, with the Ferris wheel spinning, roller-coaster trains moving and colorful attractions glowing.

Use cinematic aerial shots, macro close-ups, low-angle shots, crane shots and smooth tracking movements. Photorealistic visuals, realistic construction physics, dramatic lighting, detailed environments, realistic shadows, depth of field and smooth motion.

Make the entire transformation feel satisfying, spectacular and believable.

No text, no subtitles, no logos, no watermark.

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0:00–0:05 — Maasai village, firelit clearing: The camera moves low among a Maasai fireside gathering, weaving past men in red shúkà cloth seated in conversation, some sharing a gourd of fermented milk. It settles on a circle of clapping men as a warrior mid-leap rises impossibly high in the adumu jumping dance, beads and ochre-dyed hair swinging, firelight flaring across his face. Crash zoom to the calabash drummer's hands, striking at lightning speed. 

0:05–0:10 — Whip pan to Mongolian steppe camp: A sudden fast 360-degree whip pan cuts across darkness and lands on a Mongolian steppe camp, a roaring bonfire outside a felt ger tent. A throat-singer crouches low, chest and throat resonating with a deep guttural drone, while beside him a horsehead fiddle player draws long, sorrowful notes, firelight catching the carved horse head at the instrument's neck. Rapid focus pull to the fiddle player's bow arm sawing with practiced intensity. 

0:10–0:15 — Whip pan to Viking hall: A violent whip pan hurls the camera into a smoke-filled Viking longhouse, torchlight catching axe blades and shields mounted on timber walls. Bearded warriors pound wooden tankards on long tables in unison, chanting low and building, a horn-blower raising a great curved war horn and sounding a deep bellow that cuts through the hall. 

0:15–0:20 — Whip pan to Plains fire circle: Another hard whip pan lands on a Native American Plains fire circle at night, a hide drum group seated tight around a large ceremonial drum, mallets striking in unified, driving rhythm. Quick whip pan to a dancer in feathered regalia spinning through rising sparks, fringe and feathers blurring with motion. 

0:20–0:25 — Whip pan to Māori haka: A final sharp whip pan crashes into a Māori gathering at night, warriors performing the haka in fierce unison — stamping feet shaking loose earth, tongues bared, eyes wide, hands slapping chests and thighs in thunderous rhythm. 

0:25–0:30 — Rhythmic collapse, hold on fire: The camera pulls back slightly but stays within the Māori circle, holding steady as the stamping rhythm reaches its peak, dust rising and catching firelight — the frame holds on their pounding feet and fierce expressions as the sequence closes.

Create a 30-second ultra-realistic morning vlog set in a small town neighborhood in South Korea in the early 2000s, filmed casually by a friend on an authentic consumer DV camcorder. It must feel like genuine home-video footage, not a modern video with a retro filter.

Use the provided reference image for the woman's face, hairstyle and outfit. Keep her identical in every scene.

EXACT ORDER — 6 SCENES:

0–5s — WASHING FACE: Early morning, soft sunrise light. The same young Korean woman (late 20s, hot pink sleeveless collared top, white high-waist jeans, white sneakers, small hoop earrings, butterfly pendant necklace, hair in a messy bun) steps out of her modest house into the small yard. An old leaking outdoor steel tap is running. She cups water in her hands, washes her face, and dries it with a small towel hanging nearby.

5–8s — GETTING READY: Fresh and smiling, she picks up a brown canvas shoulder bag and a few textbooks from a small outdoor table, glances at the camera, and heads out through the metal gate.

8–14s — THE WALK: She walks through a narrow early-2000s Korean neighborhood alley with small shops opening, an old delivery scooter, a bicycle passing. Korean elementary school kids in casual clothes, caps and yellow backpacks greet her cheerfully ("안녕하세요, 선생님!"). She smiles and waves. The same kids keep walking toward their school behind her.

14–18s — ARRIVING AT ACADEMY (HAGWON): She enters a small early-2000s private tutoring classroom with a green chalkboard, simple wooden desks, an old wall clock and a few faded posters. About 6–8 children stand up to greet her. She smiles warmly and gestures for them to sit.

18–23s — HER SHORT SPEECH: Standing in front of the class, she smiles and speaks a few warm words to the children. The children listen, smile, and clap softly.

23–30s — LECTURE BEGINS: She picks up a piece of chalk, writes the lesson title on the chalkboard, turns to the children and begins explaining. Children raise hands and take notes with pencils. She nods encouragingly.

CONTINUITY: Same woman, same hot pink top, white jeans, white sneakers, hairstyle, brown canvas bag and books throughout. The same school kids appear on the road. Same children in the classroom. No teleporting, identity drift, outfit changes, disappearing props or reordered actions.

ERA: Everything must look authentically early 2000s Korean: hand-painted Hangul shop signs, small neighborhood "슈퍼" grocery stores, low-rise brick villas, tangled overhead wires, old compact cars (Daewoo Matiz, Hyundai Accent, Kia Pride), classroom furniture and school supplies of that time. No smartphones, modern cars, LED screens or contemporary interiors.

CAMERA: Raw consumer DV camcorder footage, 4:3 frame, with subtle handheld shake, imperfect framing, autofocus hunting, exposure shifts, soft digital detail, soft slightly washed-out skin tones, mild CCD/DV noise, motion blur, compression artifacts.

什么寒川无影客，还是不如王二狗顺耳
prompt：

电影级写实质感，纯古风中国仙侠美学。

把史诗级高手自报家门的庄严镜头语法，逐渐瓦解成一本正经的 “身份掉马” 喜剧。
吸收：
默片式反应节奏

英式身份降格冷幽默
港式喜剧快速铺垫与回收
清楚的“三拍递进”
采用：

Arri Alexa 电影机质感

稳定清晰的面部微细节
细腻胶片颗粒
自然体积光
核心喜剧主线

整段只保留一条第一遍就能立即看懂的喜剧主线：

一个气势极强的敌方剑客，想用越来越夸张的江湖名号压住全场；师姐却从头到尾只想知道：

“你到底叫什么？”

最后年长师父突然认出他小时候极其普通、甚至有点尴尬的旧名，一句话就把敌人辛苦经营多年的绝世高手人设彻底打回原形。

笑点原则

核心笑点来自：

身份地位反差
熟人社会的精准拆台

绝不能依赖：
人物突然变蠢

环境事故

外力巧合
参考与环境
将 @图片 1 和 @图片 2 严格作为人物身份锚点。

本轮新上传的所有背景与地点参考图，共同决定同一套环境 DNA。
保留能够辨认的：

真实地形

建筑

材质
植被

水体
天气
山雾
主光方向
倒影
空气纵深
同时重新规划成本轮独有、完整统一的新空间。
背景原则
背景中的以下元素持续鲜活存在，但在叙事上绝对中立：
自然风

水体

植被
云层

远处普通弟子
空间环境声
角色设定
角色 ID A｜剑仙师姐
始终是同一个 @图片 1 剑仙师姐：
25–30 岁东亚女性

身材高挑纤细

椭圆脸

深色杏眼
黑色长发半挽，以白玉簪固定

始终穿同一套白色刺绣真丝汉服
银色腰封
玉佩
白色布靴
持唯一一柄银色长剑
角色 ID B｜小师妹
始终是同一个 @图片 2 小师妹：
20–25 岁东亚女性
身形娇小
圆润灵动的脸

黑发编辫
始终穿同一套青绿色亚麻汉服

深色腰带
木簪
黑色布鞋
持唯一一柄深色钢剑
其他角色
敌方剑客
气势极强
出场充满仪式感
极度依赖自己经营多年的江湖名号

强烈维持“绝世高手”人设

年长师父
从头到尾一本正经
并非故意羞辱对方
只是自然认出熟人旧名
最后再补最后一刀

分段结构
0–5s｜全景或远景
一名气势极强的敌方剑客大步进入根据本轮参考图自然形成的开放区域。
他极有仪式感地掀开外层披风，一只手压住剑柄，以真正绝世高手登场的姿态高声宣布：
“北岭孤鸿，断江一剑，今日特来领教！”

同一个白衣剑仙完全没有被气势影响，只非常平静地问：

“你叫什么？”

敌人明显停顿一下，随后反而更加骄傲地继续：

“江湖人称 —— 寒川无影客！”

5–10s｜中景或牛仔景

保持：

同样人物

同样服装

同样长剑

完全一致的地理空间

同一个小师妹慢慢转眼看向师姐。

同一个师姐没有任何嘲笑，仍然非常认真地再次确认：

“我是问名字。”

敌人终于出现一点不自然，却依然努力维持高手气质：
“名号就是名字。”
浅景深后方，同一个年长师父突然眯起眼睛，非常认真地盯着敌人的脸看了一拍。
随后像终于认出一个多年没见的熟人一样，突然问道：

“王二狗？”

全场绝对安静。

敌人整个身体瞬间僵住，原本挺得极直的英雄式姿态，肉眼可见地垮下去一点。

整个背景继续自然鲜活地运行，却完全不参与这个反转。

10–15s｜特写或极近特写

同一个敌人难以置信地转头看向师父：

“您…… 认识我？”

师父完全没有意识到自己正在拆台，只非常自然地回答：

“你小时候偷我枣，被狗追过三条街。”

同一个小师妹瞬间低下头，肩膀出现极小幅度颤动，拼命憋住笑。

敌人赶紧重新转回师姐，试图挽回最后一点江湖尊严，压低声音认真解释：

“江湖已经没人这么叫了。”

同一个白衣剑仙听完之后非常郑重地点一下头，表示完全理解，然后平静回答：

“明白，二狗。”

极近特写：

敌人刚刚勉强恢复的一点表情再次彻底垮掉

同一个小师妹终于忍不住迅速转开脸，短促笑出一声

后方同一个年长师父再一本正经补最后一刀：

“现在又有人叫了。”

敌人彻底忘记自己原本是来挑战的，只沉默地把披风往脸前拉高一点，仿佛第一次后悔今天为什么要报这么多名号。

在这个表情上精准切黑。

喜剧节奏结构

整段保持清楚的“三拍递进”：

第一拍
敌人以史诗级高手姿态自报家门，气势拉满。

第二拍

师姐完全不接他的名号体系，只追问最普通的“你叫什么”。

第三拍

师父一句“王二狗”直接让整个人设掉马，后续所有挽尊都变成新的笑点。

表演原则

敌方剑客

不能主动搞笑

不能表演成丑角
必须认真维持自己的威严、名号和气场

喜剧效果只能来自他越认真维护身份，越被现实拆穿
剑仙师姐

必须始终平静
不嘲讽

不抢包袱

她的可笑点不在“会玩梗”，而在她真的只在认真确认名字

小师妹
必须自然反应
重点是“努力忍笑”
不能提前夸张崩坏
年长师父

必须绝对一本正经
像是在正常认人、正常回忆往事
补刀不能像故意捧哏，而要像无意识地再补一层事实
硬性要求
严格总时长 15 秒

16:9 横屏
三个连续清晰镜头
针对 Seedance 2.0 Mini 保持简单清楚的场面调度
明确视线关系

严格人物连续性
原生同步普通话对白
精准口型
清楚的喜剧停顿

人物服装全程稳定

长剑全程稳定

配角位置全程稳定
地理空间全程稳定
真丝衣料和头发物理效果真实
前景、中景、远景保持自然视差与真实空间环境声
不生成字幕
Negative
blurry, bad quality, low quality, low resolution, noisy, jpeg artifacts, watermark, text, error; deformed, mutated, bad anatomy, poorly drawn hands, bad composition, out of frame, disfigured; inconsistent character, changing clothes, face morphing, background shift, glitching cuts, disappearing props

Main Subject: Young Korean woman, 24, naturally attractive, realistic skin, minimal makeup, long dark hair loosely down. Wearing an oversized maroon hoodie and loose casual pants, carrying a simple canvas shoulder bag. Preserve her exact identity, facial features, hairstyle, body proportions and appearance throughout.

Location: Quiet older Seoul neighborhood during a pleasant morning. Narrow residential street with low-rise apartment buildings, small local shops, parked bicycles, potted plants, utility poles and modest homes. An elderly Korean woman is preparing to carry a moderately large cloth sack filled with groceries or household items. The street feels peaceful, lived-in and authentic.

Lighting & Atmosphere: Warm, gentle and uplifting morning atmosphere. Soft sunlight filters between the buildings, creating warm highlights while the street remains naturally shaded. Muted colors, soft shadows, slightly faded tones and a nostalgic early-2000s feeling. Cozy and wholesome without looking staged or sentimental.

Style: Ultra-realistic early-2000s Sony MiniDV home video filmed by another person. Multi-shot, but still completely candid and unstaged. Each shot should feel like the camcorder operator naturally repositioned themselves while following the moment. Natural handheld movement, subtle camera shake, imperfect framing, gentle reframing, occasional autofocus hunting, mild exposure shifts, faded colors, soft contrast, authentic DV compression, subtle digital noise and natural microphone noise.

Shot 1 — 00:00–00:04:
Medium-wide handheld shot from behind and slightly to the side as the young woman walks casually down the residential street. Her canvas shoulder bag rests naturally on one shoulder. She notices an elderly woman ahead struggling to lift a moderately heavy cloth sack onto her back.
Shot 2 — 00:04–00:07:
The camcorder moves closer from the side. The elderly woman tries to lift the sack herself, but it slips down before she can get it onto her back. She pauses and tries again. The young woman notices and naturally slows down.

Shot 3 — 00:07–00:11:
Closer side-angle shot. The young woman walks over and quietly gestures that she can help. She takes hold of the sack while the elderly woman steadies herself. Together, they lift it smoothly onto the woman's back. The young woman adjusts the sack slightly so it sits securely.
Shot 4 — 00:11–00:14:
The elderly woman gives her a grateful smile and small nod. The young woman responds with a warm little smile and a brief nod, then steps back.

Shot 5 — 00:14–00:17:
The young woman turns and continues walking down the street. The camcorder follows her from behind for a moment before drifting slightly to her side.
Shot 6 — 00:17–00:20:
She glances toward the camcorder while still walking. She gives a quiet, contented smile—natural and understated, as if she's simply pleased that she could help. She turns her gaze forward and continues walking.

30-second comedy short. Two realistic house cats, a chunky orange tabby and a skinny black-and-white tuxedo cat, sit side by side on a dim rooftop ledge at night, city lights blurred behind them. Warm orange and blue lighting, shallow depth of field, mockumentary-style camera with sudden zoom-ins for comedic timing. Their mouths move naturally in sync with speech. They whisper in sad-angry, deadpan voices like two exhausted men at a bar, constantly glancing over their shoulders. Burned-in white English subtitles at the bottom of the frame, synced to speech.

0-5s: Close-up of the orange tabby, ears flat, one eye twitching. Long, dramatic sigh.
Orange (whisper): "Bro... she woke me up at 5 AM to ask if I love her."
Subtitle: "Bro... she woke me up at 5 AM to ask if I love her."
Quick zoom-in on his tired face.

5-10s: Cut to the tuxedo, tail whipping, slowly shaking his head.
Tuxedo (whisper): "Mine knocked a glass off the table, looked me dead in the eye, and blamed ME."
Subtitle: "Mine knocked a glass off the table, looked me dead in the eye, and blamed ME."
Orange nods slowly in the background: "Classic."

10-15s: Two-shot, both staring at the skyline.
Orange (whisper): "She says I never listen. I'm a CAT. I don't listen to anybody."
Subtitle: "She says I never listen. I'm a CAT. I don't listen to anybody."
Tuxedo: "Respect the honesty, though."

15-20s: Tuxedo leans in, furious whisper, eyes wide.
Tuxedo (whisper): "She told me to 'use my words.' I HAVE four words. All of them are 'feed me' and 'move.'"
Subtitle: "She told me to 'use my words.' I HAVE four words. All of them are 'feed me' and 'move.'"
Orange wheezes silently, shoulders shaking.

20-25s: Both go quiet. Orange stares into the distance.
Orange (whisper): "That's it. I'm done. Tonight I'm leaving her."
Tuxedo (whisper): "Finally. Say it again, louder."
Orange (louder, voice cracking): "I'M LEAVING HER!"
Subtitles match.

25-30s: A distant female voice calls out: "Dinnerrr!" Both cats' ears shoot up instantly. They stare at each other, then bolt off the ledge in opposite directions. Cut to the empty ledge, one tiny "meow" echoes.
Orange (off-screen): "Coming, babe!"
Tuxedo (off-screen): "Coming, honey!"
Subtitles match. Fade to black.

Style: photorealistic, 4K, cinematic color grade, subtle city ambience, light comedic sound effects (record scratch on the "four words" line, tiny whoosh on the bolt-off). No cartoon look, no text other than subtitles.